For a brief moment, I felt my fear of dying...
But then I realized that I haven’t fapped today. No wonder.
Write your tumblr name with your eyes closed....
prettycoolblackguy: somedudeslife: nudedogs: kiwibutt: snuggiewizardbutt: headcrabz: wizardchemistry: wixardchermistry oh wow I’ve probably been writing it a lot headcrabz b o o m snuggiewizaedbutt SO CLOSE. KIWIVY7TT …HNNG nidedogs aw somedudeslife this is way to easy. Hell i’m writing this message right now with my eyes close. I am one with my keyboard! ...
ITS MY BIRTHDAY MOTHAFUCKAAAASSS!
autumn-and-eve: Happy birthday!<33 Happy Birthday? :D
ihopericksantorum: “We know the candidate Barack Obama what he was like, the anti-war goverment nigg—the uh—…” Wow.
blaineisgettingrandy asked: how are you? o u o
For the next hour I'll answer every single one of...
lolloki: allamericanh0ney: I doubt I’ll get any. COME AT ME BRO
However, girls don’t just have sex because they view themselves as “sex...– Simone Webb (via whitedrunkgirls)
Motherfuckers keep stealing condoms.
dashingcynic: Well I guess if they’re stealing condoms then they’re actually less likely to be motherfuckers. That’s only if they’re not fucking mothers.
What Pokemon type are you? →
kut-ku-destroyer: unsolvableformula: cannti: kida-masaomi: v-138: nehzoomey: Psychic type The wisest and most intelligent type! A highly intellectual person, you enjoy gathering information- catching up on the latest news, researching ancient history, etc. You’re also a wiz with technology and often named a “geek” (and proud of it!) If you were a Pokemon, you would be the database who...
isetfiretothemaine: There’s this guy who goes to my school and I have no idea who he really is but he comes in dressed up as Jack Sparrow like 3 or 4 days a week and today I was in the computer lab and he sits next to me and opens google and writes ‘where is the Black Pearl’ and clicks enter and then he just gets up and runs out. Holy shit dying
Reblog if it's okay to befriend you, ask...
spotlessdreamingmind asked: That awkward moment when I unintentionally shut someone the fuck down >:3 I love that even Gelisa got in on it hahaha
Oh my shit, most badass dream ever.
The ending of my dream was beautiful. I dreamt Vamp was holding Akiba hostage, about to off him, when Meryl, some brunette chick, and a blond Chell from portal run in, and commence badassery. Meryl dives in, I assume grabbing Johnny, why the brunette chick pulls out this futuristic grenade launcher. Then, in slowmo, she fires the grenades at Vamp, just as Meryl pulls Johnny from his arms. And as...
May you all live long lives of fulfillment! :D
prettycoolblackguy: When Wally caught his first Pokemon, it was a Ralts that only knew Growl. He had absolutely no way to train it. But he did. How the fuck.
Oh shit, spotlessdreamingmind-bombed
That status I just saw shit-drizzle on just got blasted by Heather. I appreciated the alternative input.
ihopebarackobama: I hope Barack Obama is able to destroy all of Rick Santorum’s horcruxes before he gets elected.
church: follow jesus
me: does he follow back?
me: promo 4 promo?
Someone's definitely trolling me
I keep getting followed and unfollowed over and over.
How old is this blogger? →
dorktothemax: underhuntressmoon: flesh-lily: michelle-my-belle: hermione-ganja: sanityscraps: tide-and-wave: goldenheartedrose: void-symphony: caterfree10: The AgeAnalyzer thinks http://caterfree10.tumblr.com is written by someone 13-17 years old. ASLKFJHDSLKFHASLFKJHDSLFKJAHFLKDJS GDI The AgeAnalyzer thinks http://void-symphony.tumblr.com/ is written by someone 13-17 years...
A very sexual description for a pokemon battle
He leaned in closer to her soft, dimpled body, and whispered nasty thoughts into her ear. She spread her legs in confusion, unable to complete an action without succumbing to the desire for pleasure. His powerful palms pressed down on her shoulders as he tilted her back. She was prepared for him to finish her off. He whips out his throbbing hard Wigglytuff, and used Flash all over her supple...
autumn-and-eve: Why do so many people want to fuck me today The curse of being a sex god
The shortest horror story ever:
cuzimshort: milesjai: President Santorum.
The person I reblogged this from deserves to be...